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4 hours ago 1,019 notes

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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16 hours ago 681,257 notes

@daniellemertina yeah out of principle, I just refuse to take a girl home from a bar or club. And mate, the girls love the accent, I mean I’d like to think I’m a decent guy too haha
Oh yeah in the UK, guys will flock to your accent :-P

16 hours ago 8 notes

I think I’ve put off sex for so long that I’ve become scared of it. It’s a difficult task pleasing a woman but you know I don’t want sex to ever feel like a performance…

But hey what do I know

16 hours ago 1 note

Ah man I’m really enjoying the attention I’m getting over here in America, I like how bold American girls are.
They love the accent.

16 hours ago 4 notes

It’s really awkward when I’m at a bar or an alcohol induced environment and I’m talking to a girl who I know wants to fuck, cos I feel like I’m wasting their time, I should wear a badge saying “I don’t take girls home”

16 hours ago 2 notes
Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
Russians: I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.
1 day ago 473,073 notes

I saw this in the Holocaust Museum in DC and I just thought to myself “Fucking Belgians”.

1 day ago

so i was messing around with this American girl and she said “stop”. And I did, like I should. She was surprised, she expected and wanted me to keep going. I said i’m not playing that game. She said she had grown used to guys persisting even after she said “stop” that she didn’t expect stop to mean stop anymore. 

but no means no to me. especially from the knowledge i gain from tumblr.

1 day ago

i want to be held by someone i love. 

out of the three necessities - spiritual, physical and emotional; i am often left short of one and that is frustrating. 

1 day ago 2 notes

I pray for this. 

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3 days ago 386,148 notes