|Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.|
|Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.|
|#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay|
|Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.|
|Russians: I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.|
so i was messing around with this American girl and she said “stop”. And I did, like I should. She was surprised, she expected and wanted me to keep going. I said i’m not playing that game. She said she had grown used to guys persisting even after she said “stop” that she didn’t expect stop to mean stop anymore.
but no means no to me. especially from the knowledge i gain from tumblr.